Saturday, December 31, 2011

Your Trash is your trash

Never try to help other people.
They have to sort things out themselves.
Never try to "save" a woman.
Women, never try to "save" a man.
If someone doesn't want it, they will never have it.
Never play therapist.
Never get with crazy bitches.
IF someone has more problems than you, don't date them.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Why lesbians are stupid

Strap-ons & dildos.
You say you don't want guys but you want penis like objects in your vagina.
Really?
That's like a gay guy who buys a fake pussy and fucks it a lot.
That's like getting a fake pussy and making your partner wear it and then fuck the fake pussy.
What's with the short hair?
So you want to be with a masculine women that wears a strap-on?
Why not just be with a masculine man with short hair and a dick?
You really don't make sense.

Check out my new eating disorder!

Is it an eating disorder?
Maybe.
Or Maybe I will be really healthy and out live everyone reading this!
Herschel walker eats once a day.
Sometimes once every 4 days of hardcore fighting.
So I will eat once a day beginning on New Years.
It's gonna be crazy.
Insane.
Abnormal.
A disorder?
We'll see.
By the way science: this hot chick on youtube said it was fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJPq3_SbKdo&feature=plcp&context=C3214688UDOEgsToPDskKgENNYfQuLT7kpTu1enjoq
If I die, please blame and sue her.
I completely take her video as a recommendation.
I will not be monitored by doctors.
She is only hair, eyes and lips so she knows better than weight lifters.
So does Herschel Walker, who is a god.
By the way the hot girl totally helped me get an eating disorder, she is killing me.

About to go imitate Bruce Lee & Herschel Walker

BRUCE's PUNCHING ROUTINE
100 punches per dumbbell used
1 LBS
2 LBS
3 LBS
5 LBS
7 LBS
10 LBS
7 LBS
5 LBS
3 LBS
2 LBS
1 LBS
bare-hands

HERSCHEL WALKER's Entire Exercise program:
750 to 1,500 Pushups
2,000 to 3,500 Situps

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Is eating whatever he wants for the next 2 days

Then:
No Restaurants for a year or life.
No Candy for a year or life (includes soft drinks)
No alcohol for life.
No Weed for a year.
No dessert for a year or life.
No breakfast & lunch on Tuesday & Thursday
Eat only 1 plate & 1 bowl fill to only 80% full
Eat only Beans, Fruit, Vegetables & Meat
One week each month: only 1 piece of meat & 1 piece of fruit per day.
Exercise for 3 hours everyday: wake up 3 hours earlier to do this.
Study 4 hours per every hour in class per class.
Write 5 pages per day.
Draw 5 things every day.
Read 1 book a week. - read instead of watching anything until the book is done.

HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M ON TRACK:
Write down on index cards - this is what Arnold Schwarzenegger did.

the only thing a person needs to change their health and lifestyle is:
“a committed decision to reach a predetermined specific goal, combined with burning desire, followed by immediate, massive action repeated consistently for as long as it takes until your goal is reached“.

Karma is for cowards

Karma is a lie that weak people tell themselves to feel better when a stronger person puts them down. Instead of doing something about it they tell themselves that eventually something bad will happen to that evil person. Really? Is that what you think? Because that means you were an asshole in your previous life and that is why you suffer now. Did you know that? Did you know that if you believe in Karma you believe in reincarnation? They are linked ideas. So you were an evil person in the past and the current person being a dick to you is divine punishment for your past crimes. In actuality it is your fault. Now, feel bad about yourself and die you stupid hippy scum.

"THE STRONG SHALL DEVOUR THE MEEK'S REWARD." - The Dark Lord Kramdar

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

700,800 Hours to die.

Everyone reading this: Tomorrow isn't promised to you. Around 6,815 people die in America every day. How do you know that this isn't your day? People that die because of accidents thought they had tomorrow promised. Don't waste your life because of ancient superstitions. If you survive to be 80 you will have lived 700,800 hours. That's it.
If you are 20 your life is 1/4 over already.